StrikerM to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 2 years agoCapitalism indoctrination in progress.imagemessage-square335arrow-up12.93Karrow-down196cross-posted to: [email protected]antiwork
arrow-up12.83Karrow-down1imageCapitalism indoctrination in progress.StrikerM to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 2 years agomessage-square335cross-posted to: [email protected]antiwork
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish113•2 years agoI don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional. A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay! :P
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish4•2 years agoI don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
minus-square@MajorHavoclinkEnglish3•2 years agoMake some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoBut I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 years agoConsult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore
I don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional.
A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!
:P
Pizza party solves everything!!
Or…a lemon party!
I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
Make lemonade, obviously
Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!
But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?
Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore