• TropicalDingdong
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    Bistromathics is the most powerful computational force known to parascience. A major step up from the Infinite Improbability Drive, Bistromathics is a way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer’s movement through space, so it was realised that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer’s movement in restaurants.

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      In “Bill, The Galactic Hero” they use the ‘Bloater Drive.’ Expands the molecules of the ship [and everyone aboard] until one molecule reaches the destination. Then the ship snaps back like rubber band.