@AncillaryJustice to No Stupid Questions • 1 year agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-square82arrow-up1261arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1249arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?@AncillaryJustice to No Stupid Questions • 1 year agomessage-square82file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•1 year agoIf you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
minus-squareAggressivelyPassivelinkfedilink5•1 year agoOnly a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in. Trust me, I tried.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoDoesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?
If you hold on for a few minutes, it will be absorbed by the colon and go into your bloodstream. Then it will be released into the atmosphere through your skin. Soundlessly and smellessly.
Only a certain amount, you can’t hold everything in.
Trust me, I tried.
That can’t be healthy
Doesn’t the smell come out through your mouth (i.e. literally having fart-breath) if you hold it in, or is that just an urban myth?