• dub
    link
    241 year ago

    Wasn’t he in like a barrel? That he also used as a masterbatorium?

    • @gbuttersnaps
      link
      English
      271 year ago

      He only used it as a masterbatorium after getting caught jerking off in public one too many times. When asked about it, he is quoted as replying “If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly.”