Some people are gonna be upset by your comment, but they don’t realize that you’re just exposing the truth.

I remember when Satan came to me and offered me immense riches and fame, and all I had to do was sell him my soul’s gender and become gay (and hate god). I was 16, so I had to mutilate my genitals secretly with the help of my school teachers, but now I’m happily living in defiance of god, and nature, and capitalism.

Just a few more years until I become famous in Hollywood with all my fellow trannies. (/s for any fox news anchors)