• Robdor
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    2 years ago

    Sometimes when I grill. I don’t clack the tongs together.

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      Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

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      2 years ago

      This one right here, officer. He’s a menace.

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      I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don’t understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don’t click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

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      I’ve always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I’ve got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?