I’m already walking toward that pig slide that went viral, what other shenanigans should I experience in this town?

edit: apparently i’ve been spelling Boston wrong.

  • wazoobonkerbrainEnglish
    295·
    2 years ago

    I’m stuck in Bostin for 12 hours, what should I do?

    Learn how to spell it.

    • WagnasTOP
      81·
      2 years ago

      fair, i plan to move here so i guess i should figure that one out, lol

    • thorbot
      1310·
      2 years ago

      Learn how to not be a douche

      • mihnt@kbin.social
        121·
        2 years ago

        I mean, realistically that’s mild compared to what some Bostonians would say if they saw them spell it that way.

        • thorbot
          107·
          2 years ago

          This isn’t Boston or Reddit. No reason for people to be inflammatory

            • intensely_human@lemm.ee
              32·
              2 years ago

              You gotta remember the new generations never got to fight as kids, so they didn’t develop empathy, and cannot utilize the theory of mind necessary to understand sarcasm.

        • intensely_human@lemm.ee
          3·
          2 years ago

          I worked at a brain trauma ward in Boston. I was running a study there so I wasn’t really on the staff.

          One of the patients was missing a portion of his skull. He’d tilt his head and it would slosh like a waterbed.

          He told me he’d been hit in the head with a metal pipe by a stranger … during the celebrations after the Red Sox won some championship.

          So that should give you an idea about what Boston is like.

          • wazoobonkerbrainEnglish
            5·
            2 years ago

            Oh my god that is so fucking awful.

            My friend had a friend, he was cycling down the road and somebody whacked him in the head with a bar. He suffered brain damage and succumbed to alcoholism and eventually suicide. This world sucks so bad.