Chants for your next strike action:

• “Our CEO’S a DING DONG, WE JUST WANT THE PING PONG!!!”
• “Hey hey! ho ho! Give us balls and paddles or we’re going to go! Hey hey! Ho ho!”
• “The workers without ping pong, will never work the day long!”
• “The people with no paddles, will never be your chattel!”
• “backhands, forehands, we don’t need your labels, the only thing we need are fucking ping pong tables!”