• nosuchanon
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    7 months ago

    This is actually the real reason it’s unsafe to let your kids play outside. Getting run over by your neighbor Karen’s giant ass SUV.

    • Taldan
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      7 months ago

      Every time they run over a kid, “I DIDN’T SEE HIM!”

      No shit you didn’t see the kid, your vehicle is 5 feet tall and can’t see a kid for 49 feet in front of it. Yet you made a conscious choice to buy the unsafe vehicle anyway

      • Poach
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        7 months ago

        They didn’t see him because they’re too busy staring at their phone.

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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        7 months ago

        Yeah, but it’s super safe for them specifically, as the people inside the 2 ton death cage!