• Mack7400
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    91 year ago

    Atheist: dies

    Jesus: Welcome to heaven yo

    Atheist: wtf

    Jesus: yeah you honked that car so you got baptized by car horn lol

    Atheist: nooooo

    • @CeruleanRuin
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      71 year ago

      That last line describes an antitheist more than a vanilla atheist. Frankly I’d be thrilled to die and discover I was wrong about there being no afterlife.