• gon
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    1832 years ago

    A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

    1. Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
    2. Is Strairdrac even human?
    3. Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
    4. Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
    5. What other knowledge is forbidden?

    We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

    • @esadatari
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      522 years ago

      to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge

    • Goddard Guryon
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      352 years ago
      1. Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
      • @EvilEyedPanda
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        152 years ago

        Crab people

        Crab people

        Taste like Crab, walk like people

      • gon
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        42 years ago

        !!!

    • @[email protected]
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      72 years ago

      the child is… strange.

      we’ve made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

      Random Asshat: “the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!”