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Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

Why did the octopus win its fight with the shark?

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Why did the octopus win its fight with the shark?

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Dad JokesEnglish · 2 years ago

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The octopus was armed.

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Shark: “Arms are for suckers.”

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