[two characters are arguing in a break room, coffee machine and all]

[teal, holding a coffee cup] Without mentioning avocado, explain to me what guacamole is

[purple, taken aback] Huh?!

[zoom on teal’s very smug face, the coffee steaming in front of them] I knew it You can’t Your guac ideology doesn’t work Heh Pft Owned

[purple looks blasé and has no words]

https://thebad.website/comic/average_ideological_debate

  • untorquer
    6·
    26 天前

    Nutty flavor, fatty texture. If someone called them a legume it’d still feel wrong, but less wrong.