As annoying as this was, I did get to live out one of my petty fantasies: I had grabbed a coloring sheet for my toddler with some crayons, so I left a nice little note telling this guy that he could now practice staying inside the lines.

  • roguetrick
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    It is not. Theft requires intent to permanently deprive. It is, however, joyriding and most states have a statute against that.

    • @[email protected]
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      Whatever it is, I’m not risking it. I’m going to leave a passive aggressive note instead of possibly committing major crime.