ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year agoToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.message-square15fedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareToday is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card.ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@dhorklinkEnglish14•1 year agoPresumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had. I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoIt’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.
Presumably, they’re the only parents she’s ever had.
I tell my kids all the time whenever I say something they don’t like that I’m the meanest Dad they’ll ever have…
It’s the same joke as when I tell my sister that she’s my favourite sibling, she’s also my only sibling and consequently my least favourite sibling too.
Gotta love the well-ordering principle!