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      2 days ago

      That highly depends on which one of us is doing the crying.

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          2 days ago

          I mean… wouldn’t be the first time…

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              2 days ago

              Oh come on, she wouldn’t be late if you jerks hadn’t cremated her watch.

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                  2 days ago

                  You would be amazed at the number of dead-sister jokes I have.

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                    2 days ago

                    Ah, I’ve only got one, and it’s about a half sister.

                    No, we have the same parents, we just couldn’t find the other half after she swerved underneath a semi-truck.