A wife tells her programmer husband: “Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: “They had eggs".

  • jve
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    3 months ago

    I hate the fucking eagles, man.

    • zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      Fuck you man. If you don’t like my fuckin’ music get your own fuckin’ cab!