Ask Lemmy • 10 months ago

I have 100 dollars, what's the worst/most cruel birthday present I could buy a friend?

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I have 100 dollars, what's the worst/most cruel birthday present I could buy a friend?

Ask Lemmy • 10 months ago

As per title, what’s the best worst present I could buy for under 100 dollars?

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A dildo. So that he/she can go f**k himself/herself.

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