• zout
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    1710 months ago

    You’re thinking Cinderella, not Snow White.

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        710 months ago

        The one with the seven dwarves. Which opens up a lot of interesting casting choices.

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          10 months ago

          Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

          For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

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            110 months ago

            Elijah really needs to start leaning into how fucking weird he has allowed himself to become since LotR. And I know he has a little, but clearly it’s not enough.