I live in Canada, so I’m sure there are plenty of nice ones available in Japan or Europe etc but I fear where I live I can’t trust if something is an actual good brand or just paid shills advertising things on Instagram or mass paid 4-5 star ratings on Amazon.
Any recommendations for good Bidets? It will be my first, so I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for, but I don’t need it to be a rocket ship with a different program from every day of the week or some shit.
I am not afraid to spend money on it and don’t necessarily want to go for the cheapest option but I also don’t plan on spending $1000 on a toilet seat either.
I have access to power nearby and have the capability of modifying plumbing if need be for hot water.
Anyone have any ideas for some options?
It’s for an elongated toilet btw not round.


Hot water? Your butt won’t care. I’ve had this for 6 years and it does the job reliably. It’s $50.
https://luxebidet.com/products/neo-185
I’ve used the fancy warm water ones. They’re fine. Your butt has a lot fewer nerves than your hands. You probably won’t notice the difference. You can test with a cup of water in the shower.
I should mention I’m a guy. If you’ve got different bits and you’re looking to wash the front, that might be a good use case for a heater.
I’ve never disagreed with a post on the internet as fiercely as this one.
Toto washlet, to op. Overstock and open box retailers sometimes have them for 50+% off. But the feature set is really what you want