This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop.
We’re going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money.
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it’s not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)
Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.
Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…