• metallic_substance
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    19 hours ago

    He’s won an all expenses paid trip to Alligator Alcatraz! (cue jazzy fanfare music as the camera pans over the Everglades)

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      4 hours ago

      Yes, you’ll be wining and dining in their overcrowded and cramped mess hall, complete with all the amenities like metal benches and concrete flooring. Your exposed skin will literally ‘sizzle’ against the metal bars of your ‘all expenses paid’ vacation to the sweltering humidity of Americas dong.

      And you’ll be getting there in your BRAND. NEW. PRISON BUS, care of tax payer funding, an over-burdened police state, and CEFCU (for some reason)!