Two plastic surgeons have been banned from performing plastic surgery after a billionaire diamond tycoon died during a penis enlargement procedure | Trending
@MapleEngineer Actually, he just died of an inconveniently timed heart attack. (But aren’t they all?) He was 65 and had CV problems, and was secretly doing stuff his heart doctors would have told him not to. The dick surgery (really just some kind of filler injection to plump up his junk) did not kill him. There’s some question as to whether he was showing actionable symptoms when he arrived, but the investigation said they were masked by stomach ulcer symptoms.
I always thought that autoerotic asphyxiation was the gold standard comedic way for billionaires to die. I was wrong.
The thought of this wealthy pencil dick chasing what I have and dying in the process is hilarious.
I guess envy really is a deadly sin.
@MapleEngineer Actually, he just died of an inconveniently timed heart attack. (But aren’t they all?) He was 65 and had CV problems, and was secretly doing stuff his heart doctors would have told him not to. The dick surgery (really just some kind of filler injection to plump up his junk) did not kill him. There’s some question as to whether he was showing actionable symptoms when he arrived, but the investigation said they were masked by stomach ulcer symptoms.
Yes, but he had that heart attack while having penis enlargement surgery.
@MapleEngineer He could also have had it while riding a bus, but that wouldn’t mean that riding a bus killed him.
I get that this is fully for 14-year-olds.
Yes, but this pencil dick would not have been caught dead riding a bus with the unwashed. It is terribly funny to 60 year olds as well.