I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • Fondots
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    4 days ago

    I tend to reply “Thank, I grew it myself”

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      4 days ago

      “thanks, it has pockets!”

      And then I pull out the m&ms I’ve been hiding in the.