Oh, don’t get me wrong, if there are drugs in need of being done I have never been one to shy away from doing my part for the cause (and probably that of a few others to boot, if we’re being honest lol 🙃😁)… and, I mean, trust me, I’m the last person to jump to blaming the drugs in any given situation, but… Well, something has certainly had some drastically deleterious effects on the ol’ douche canoe, haven’t they?

I’m just saying, maybe instead of the traditional goblet or what-have-you, perhaps something in the ‘shot glass’ family would be a bit more prudent in this case, eh?