• redbrick
    11·
    6 days ago

    …and to think, we didn’t even have to date, get married, have kids, get divorced, right?

    • paper_moon
      1·
      6 days ago

      I mean… I’m not sure what you thought we’ve been doing, all this time together, but the kids are going to be devastated.

      • redbrick
        11·
        2 days ago

        They’re going to be meth heads! We’ll send them to rehab.

        • paper_moon
          1·
          2 days ago

          Well, sadly that just makes you a bad parent. Congrats.