@Laver0n to Ask Lemmy • 1 year agoPenis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?NSFWmessage-square32arrow-up147arrow-down125file-text
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarePenis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?NSFW@Laver0n to Ask Lemmy • 1 year agomessage-square32file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoNo. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
No. I usually have to wrap mine around my forearm a dozen or so times to keep it out of the water.
A dozen or so? Bloody hell, you must have a long
forearm…
Nah, his gentlemans sausage has the diameter of dental floss.
You wound me. I’ve been wounded.