• StupidBrotherInLaw
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    4 days ago

    “RFK Jr’s saggy cock and balls flopping about in sweat-soaked sauna jeans as he cycles whilst Twink Rock air humps the bench behind”

    This mental image brought to you by @[email protected].

    Bonus: what does that room smell like?

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      4 days ago

      You know that odor people have when they eat too much garlic? Yeah…

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        4 days ago

        Lol, the worst is that person doesn’t smell it at all. I used to go through a head or two of roasted garlic a week (my grandparents grew up in rural Italy and still ate like it) so we all reeked constantly.

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      4 days ago

      It smells exactly like you would expect it to. Stale cigarettes, stanky ball sweat, and international disappointment.

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        4 days ago

        From my time in the US, I know that scent could be sold as a car freshener tree printed with the American flag and an eagle flying through a ragged tear in the background.