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    “The White House called. Asked to release the UFO files!”

    “F##k… again?? Smith, what do we have left?”

    "General McRuff just sent this picture of a massive cylindrical object that… "

    “That’s a dick pic, Smith”

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        Asking for dick pics on the internet. That’s what courage looks like, soldiers!

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          I’m a Privates Investigator, it’s my job to inspect “evidence”.