• @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

    While people behind me are going insane

    Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

    • @JustAManOnAToilet
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      62 years ago

      I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

      I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

    • @Landmammals
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      12 years ago

      Rhythmically it also works for Offspring’s Bad Habit