Fixing the problem would require shutting down the ocean outfall – which reaches 2.3km offshore – for maintenance and diverting sewage to “cliff face discharge”, which would close Sydney’s beaches “for months”, a secret report obtained by Guardian Australia using freedom of information laws states.

  • Cort
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    3 days ago

    It could be the size of four Sydney buses.

    Anything to avoid using metr . . . Wait a damn minute, y’all are already metric.

    So is 4 Sidney buses longer or shorter than a drop bear can fall without dying? Or if it’s easier, how many ostrich eggs long is it?

      • Cort
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        3 days ago

        Ah shit. I knew it was one of them flightless bastards. You wouldn’t happen to know the conversion rate for ostrich>emu>penguin eggs?