Of course God, the figurative SW architect and management, also included a fatal flaw in the system as part of the design and gets pissed when things go to shit per implementation of said design.
That’s only the new testament god. The old testament god would do things like turn you into a pillar of salt because you glanced back at the city you were fleeing when he told you not to. He probably took anger management courses off-screen during the time skip or something.
Pillar of salt was kind of low point tbh. He shoulda listened…
Don’t forget when he destroyed a man’s life for a goof, and a gaff. A man, God himself describes as blameless and upright in all manners - a perfect representation of a good person. >!Book of Job!<
Of course God, the figurative SW architect and management, also included a fatal flaw in the system as part of the design and gets pissed when things go to shit per implementation of said design.
Dick.
The Christian god, no less. The one that’s supposed to be forgiving and understanding and no fucky neighbor’s daddy before him or something
That’s only the new testament god. The old testament god would do things like turn you into a pillar of salt because you glanced back at the city you were fleeing when he told you not to. He probably took anger management courses off-screen during the time skip or something.
Yeah and that’s the same god that’s also perfect and unchanging right?
Pillar of salt was kind of low point tbh. He shoulda listened…
Don’t forget when he destroyed a man’s life for a goof, and a gaff. A man, God himself describes as blameless and upright in all manners - a perfect representation of a good person. >!Book of Job!<
How come God gets a robe and all we get are these itchy leaves?!