• gibmiser
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    1 month ago

    That’s nothing, wait until they find out the king is an imposter from the meatlands

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      The king’s mother was from the meat lands, yes, but his sweet disposition in times of peace proves he is his father’s son. Your comments are both treasonous and uncouth slander.

      Pay no attention to his hair color matching that of her bodyguard and knight-champion.

      • Cort
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        Uh oh, did someone just admit that it’s hair on the kings head, not candy floss?

        # the king has no floss