I need to try the clothes before I can buy them, and around here, stores don’t offer any coloured clothes in adult sizes. You can dress in any colours you like, of course, as long as they are black, grey and beige.

Well, there still is sportswear, which comes in neon-yellow, neon-orange, neon-pink and bright blues to discourage drivers from crashing into you. Let’s see if there is something there that doesn’t scream tacky to me.