Since Diaper Donnie is soon going to be rubbing his hands in glee to send Americans now into his meat grinder over wars he starts, how do you plan to avoid the draft?

I’m too old to join, thank god. Too old and too out of shape for them to bother caring. Plus a lot of psychological issues that will make me more likely shoot my superior that’s telling me I need to kill innocents to help king pedo succeed in his bullshit missions.

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    God, he must have really committed to the act to do acutte liver damage in 30 days

    Did he have fun at least? How much sauce was that per day?

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      Or it was retrospective.

      “Frank what the fuck have you been doing while I was away visiting my family?”

      “Um, er, ah, dodging the draft! Yeah, that’s it. Certainly not a month long bender.”

      😜

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      I guess it’s not something he wanted to take any chances with. His father was fairly high up in the Austro-Hungarian military, so he knew what the frontline was like.

      He still lived a long and decently healthy life and died in his 80s. Never drank or smoked again though.