[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

  • Dasus
    11·
    1 day ago

    “I spam a message board with one liners. I have actually nothing to say and I don’t even know what thread this is. I just know I hate that guy for making me cry”

    Yaaadayaadayaada

      • Dasus
        1·
        10 hours ago

        Oh, apologies hunny, I had a really busy day.

        So still going with the count, but not being able to say why you’re here or why you DM’d me? ;< Afraid of looking like a moron? Too late. :/

          • Dasus
            1·
            9 hours ago

            Aww is the loser of tired of losing, no more spam trades about how “I’m wasting time”, because I actually enjoy writing.

            Got a little tired of writing, because you realised what a child you’d been after you slept?

            Haven’t changed much though, still spamming “loser” as if I thought internet threads have “winners” and “losers” instead of it being just conversation?

            I can see how you would. Remember when I bet you wouldn’t last two days? Guess I was right. You couldn’t last even a day after that comment, rofl.

            Also, if there are winners and losers, then you multiplied my winnings several times over by replying to me all over and then running away with your tail between your legs. :D

          • Dasus
            1·
            9 hours ago

            Oh boy, I whistle and you cumma running, despite me taking a 24h break. You’re really obsessed with me. How many days can you take?

            Heyyy, buddy buddy buddy, wheres the running count of my paragraphs? Surely you didn’t stop because I pointed out how dumb it looks on your profile (which I still haven’t even visited haha)?

            Look at the rhetorical genius at work!