• @fox2263
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    91 year ago

    And that’s why the American language is so strange.

    I think one day in history the dictionary everyone used got coffee on it and the words had no definitions so they had to assign them to whatever they thought was right. Sadly they were wrong.

    • The dogspaw
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      21 year ago

      Actually most of our words are British words but Britain changed there meaning take soccer thats what the English used to call it because of the long socks the players wore Britain lost the memo but America remembered

      • @Globulart
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        51 year ago

        Is this a copypasta I’ve missed or something…?

        Its called soccer because it’s full name was association football and they took the second syllable and turned it into a nickname for the sport.

        Socks have nothing to do with it.

      • @samus12345
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        31 year ago

        Nope, “soccer” is a shortened form of “association,” as in “Football Association.”

    • @simplecyphers
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      1 year ago

      No no no. We FIXED them. Imagine being br*tish. Putting random “u”s in words. ColOur hOnoUr mOuLd. Imagine having a whole letter that only the 1%ers can even pronounce (its “t” pronounced like “s” but with a burst of air instead of a stream of air, and more pressure from the tongue onto the hard palate). We turned linguistic drift into linguistic power-slide.

      Any time i hear a br*tish “person” talking, regardless of location or occasion, i rev my Ford f-450 supermax lifted truck (from which i removed the muffler) as hard as i can. This produces three strictly beneficial effects:

      1 i can no longer hear the br*t “talking” 2 all of the smoke blocks sight of who is talking 3 the beautiful aroma that comes from the powerful black smoke reminds me of the most important things in life freedom, privatized healthcare, and tea in the ocean.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        Because it’s pronounced Cul-ur phoneticly, you leave the U out and it becomes col-or, which sounds like what you have at the top of your short.