• bizarroland
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    3 days ago

    I imagine that “the art of the deal” is him explaining what he got for selling his soul to the devil, not that he wrote it himself.

    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
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      Donald: I want to renegotiate our deal

      Devil: I already got your soul

      Donald: I can give you the soul of my wife, children and all relatives.

      Devil: In return for what? Wisdom? Fame? Fortune?

      Donald: I already got those, I want to know everything about decorating, fashion and art.

      Devil: Deal!