You have just won. Your bull*hit woke ideology just won Best Picture. Here’s why it matters.

Nobody is going to start a revolution. Nobody, it’s such a false notion devoid of any actual relationship to reality, that this film is mere comic book fantasy.

It features a man who is turned on by being threatened by a woman. Hold on. It’s not just a woman, but a black woman. That means white men are habitually designed to become attracted to violent females. That’s the rub. Maybe it’s true for some men, but most of us find it disgusting and repugnant. So dwell on that.

Secondly, and most obviously, nobody is trying to fight a revolution. Even the most revolutionary spirits are totally attached to the system that provides them with everything they need and want.

It’s based on a Pynchon novel that was inspired by events that occurred in the 1970’s. It got updated into present times because it serves some kind of fantasy that exists in the zeitgeist, and a lot of younger people imagine themselves to be, like, in the French Revolution or something. It’s absurd, and only irrational people actually think like this.

The reason why its protagonist is a beaten-down deadbeat is because that’s what happened. There’s no revolution, we’re all just cogs in a machine, and nothing matters.

The story says, no! The revolution is ongoing.

We used to watch films about organized crime. Because that was rational. There was/is organized crime, and nefarious people are doing unfortunate things.

This idea that a middle class pretty girl is going to one-up a deep cabal of white supremacists intent on controlling the world…

Look, every time you click your ‘buy’ button, there’s this soft, unintentional, misleading, ordinary guy who sits behind a desk and collects your money.

It’s not that complicated. And you participate. And this kind of garbage, like we’ll rise up and take over, it’s sadly untrue.

We just elected a film to represent our culture that is not only worked-over garbage that has nothing to do with reality, but also bolsters our collective commitment to being class-slaves without recourse who take up digital junk everyday and pretend we are heroes.

Because a pretty girl says so.

  • MyronOP
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    2 days ago

    That’s funny. One has never taken a razor to their face in their whole life. So good call.

    We use a clippers or a scissors.

    If you would like to explain this incorrect assumption, that would be more helpful. But you can’t actually muster the words, you just seethe anger and calumny.

    Which is why you take the time to shave. Because you have nothing else to do or say.