Donald Trump has insisted Iran must “open up the Strait of Trump” and complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a meandering speech at the Future Investment Initiative Institute summit in Miami, Florida.
Donald Trump has insisted Iran must “open up the Strait of Trump” and complained about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize in a meandering speech at the Future Investment Initiative Institute summit in Miami, Florida.
Why oh why didn’t his mommy take Plan B…
(I know it wasn’t invented yet, lemme have my fun!)
Coat hangers were a thing back then or not?
Why didn’t his father use condoms?