• GalacticGrapefruit
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    2 minutes ago

    Putting on my playlist of pirate music.

    Broke: “Ugh, I need to sweep, mop, and do the dishes.”

    Woke: “ARRR, IT BE TIME TO BE SWABBIN’ THE DECK, YE SCURVY BILGE RAT!! AN’ WASH ALL O’ THE DISHES IN THE GALLEY, OR YE’LL BE WALKIN’ THE PLANK!!”

    Edit: Ye asked fer the map to me hidden treasure. Here it be, me hearties!