I wish we could reproduce via eggs. Give us a short internal gestation period, then let either parent look after the egg until hatching.
Long, debilitating pregnancies? Not anymore. Painful childbirth? If the egg shell is soft when being laid and smaller than a newborn, it’s far less likely to be painful or complicated. Abortion debates? Either the abortion would take place before the egg is formed (when it’s clearly non-viable), or whoever is fighting for “babies’ rights” could take on the burden of hatching the egg and raising the baby directly.
There’d be a whole industry dedicated to egg care! Make sure you’ve bought all your essentials:
You have to have the $1000 Apple incubator of course! Integrates with the Apple ecosystem do you know your little one is at the optimal temperature at all times. Obviously there’s a manual mode when you want to add warming yourself.
Definitely need that $600 Nuna egg car seat for those ovicologist appointments!
I wish we could reproduce via eggs. Give us a short internal gestation period, then let either parent look after the egg until hatching.
Long, debilitating pregnancies? Not anymore. Painful childbirth? If the egg shell is soft when being laid and smaller than a newborn, it’s far less likely to be painful or complicated. Abortion debates? Either the abortion would take place before the egg is formed (when it’s clearly non-viable), or whoever is fighting for “babies’ rights” could take on the burden of hatching the egg and raising the baby directly.
There’d be a whole industry dedicated to egg care! Make sure you’ve bought all your essentials:
You have to have the $1000 Apple incubator of course! Integrates with the Apple ecosystem do you know your little one is at the optimal temperature at all times. Obviously there’s a manual mode when you want to add warming yourself.
Definitely need that $600 Nuna egg car seat for those ovicologist appointments!
Some egg decorations for the Egg Shower!
Naw, I’d buy the last year’s model on sale Android version. Can’t have the offspring starting life with a sense of entitlement.