“Okay, so it’s the 41st millenium and there’s this guy called The Emperor. He doesn’t have a name, he’s just The Emperor and he’s the most powerful psychic in the galaxy. He’s also a skeleton that’s barely even alive sitting on a giant physic-amplifying throne. You see, what happened is that around the 30th millenium…”
“Yeah but the thing is the Orks actually power everything with their imagination, but in reality none of their equipment they use actually works, and its actually just a bunch of metal and parts put together, but everyone believes that it works, and so it works, and they also have big campaigns of war they call “Waagh!” where they…”
I sometimes fantasize about explaining the entire 40k lore in a presentation to my classroom lol
“Okay, so it’s the 41st millenium and there’s this guy called The Emperor. He doesn’t have a name, he’s just The Emperor and he’s the most powerful psychic in the galaxy. He’s also a skeleton that’s barely even alive sitting on a giant physic-amplifying throne. You see, what happened is that around the 30th millenium…”
“Yeah but the thing is the Orks actually power everything with their imagination, but in reality none of their equipment they use actually works, and its actually just a bunch of metal and parts put together, but everyone believes that it works, and so it works, and they also have big campaigns of war they call “Waagh!” where they…”
I sometimes fantasize about explaining the entire 40k lore in a presentation to my classroom lol