• artisanrox
    link
    fedilink
    302 years ago

    "We’re making record profits!!!..

    …No Steve, you can’t have a raise. Here’s a bag of Fritos!"

    • @RagingRobot
      link
      14
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      We made record profits but we projected unattainable goals so you can’t have a raise

    • I Cast Fist
      link
      fedilink
      English
      42 years ago

      Steve, if you keep complaining with your coworkers, you’ll be fired. You know what, you’re fired. And your coworkers, too, the company can’t keep up with your expenses.