@[email protected] to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 1 year agoWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.deimagemessage-square174fedilinkarrow-up11.45Karrow-down150
arrow-up11.4Karrow-down1imageWhy? There is enough space on the parking lotfeddit.de@[email protected] to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square174fedilink
minus-square@sunbyteslinkEnglish9•1 year agoSolution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere. If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoCover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Solution: cover your hands with jelly and make a big scene of climbing over the cars to use the sidewalk, leaving jelly handprints everywhere.
If confronted about the jelly prints, just say you were eating a really big donut.
Cover your feet in dog shit and walk over the hoods of the cars
Good opportunity to practice your parkour