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    51 year ago

    Don’t go live with your dad.

    Don’t get on the motorcycle he buys you.

    Find this specific woman your age in the USA, she’s your soulmate.

    This is a tablet computer. Saved on it is a thing called Wikipedia. You’re gonna make a fuckton of money. Use it to plant trees ASAP because we’re fucked otherwise.