@kescusayM to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year agoSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square48arrow-up1286arrow-down115
arrow-up1271arrow-down1external-linkSupermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spottedwww.independent.co.uk@kescusayM to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square48
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year ago By the time the fire brigade arrived at the store, the spider was nowhere to be seen, local media reported. The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoPenis inspection day is now today! I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now
The fire brigade. I imagine them busting in. “Nobody move! It’s possible you may get an erection!”
Penis inspection day is now today!
I know none of you had time to prepare, as is your normal right, but get those dick out now