Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

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Supermarket evacuated after spider whose bite can cause erections or death spotted

www.independent.co.uk

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year ago

Store is expected to reopen next week

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Imagine being a women… Do they get erections as well?
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  What part of “everybody” wasn’t clear here?
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  Actually yeah, the clitoris.

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