• @Alteon
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    1 year ago

    If you wake up like this, you’re doing something way wrong. Also, anyone that’s waking up and facing a 2L bottle of soda isn’t going to look even remotely slender like this…

    • @knitipka
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      1 year ago

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      • @Alteon
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        -21 year ago

        Oooh…that’s so much healthier. Really got me on that one. It’s not like it’s linked to weight gain as it makes you more addicted to sugar, nor does it fuck with your gut health. Nope. No sirie. Sounds healthy AF. You sir, have got things figured out.

        • @Clent
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          -51 year ago

          I’m here to provide some life advice for your kind.

          Advice: You’re an idiot. It’s better say nothing than remove all doubt.

          I have no doubts about you.

          • @Alteon
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            -51 year ago

            Ooookay, great advice there Bob. Thanks? I guess?

            • @Clent
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              -71 year ago

              You keep speaking. It’s not making you sound any smarter.

              I am detecting a willful ignorance, so you’ve got that going for you. You could run as a Republican!

              • @Alteon
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                21 year ago

                Lol okay. Not really sure why your so jaded mate. Because I said soda is bad? Or because i was too sardonic in regards the guy’s retort that “diet soda exists” as if that somehow made this whole “drinking soda in the morning” thing any better?

                • @Clent
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                  11 year ago

                  You are not clever.

                  People wake up and drink far more calories in their coffee than what is in a bottle of soda but you want to come in and complain about how skinny girls don’t drink soda.

                  You tried to be edgy and you failed.

                  • @Alteon
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                    1 year ago

                    Yes. Me spouting common sense is “sO eDgY”. Just because other people do worse things doesn’t justify a poor life decision. You understand that, right?

                    It’s like you need to be mad at someone lol…you keep trying to insult me for making a very basic observation, like I’ve personally attacked you or something. “I’m so dumb and edgy.” Go touch grass…and stop drinking soda for breakfast lol

                    Oh. Also, I never said anything about “skinny girls”…guess me saying that “anyone” who does this won’t look like that must have touched quite the nerve there, eh? :)