• PugJesus
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    1 year ago

    Explanation: Octavian, later the Emperor Augustus, had a tendency to miss or be out of command for major battles. He was a sickly lil’ guy and usually wore a sunhat when outside. During one of the final battles of Julius Caesar’s civil war, he was too sick to attend (I am sure he had a doctor’s note). During one of the most important naval battles of his life, the Battle of Naulochus, he sent his right-hand man and best friend, Agrippa, to fight while he remained on shore.

    Later, he personally intervened to spend an enormous sum on a raven that could say “Hail Caesar!” Which, tbf, is pretty fuckin’ cool.

    • @HKPiax
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      21 year ago

      Agreed, that’s pretty fucking rad

    • @Lopoloma
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      11 year ago

      Cleopatra should have done the same.
      Pretentious bitch fled the scene “out of womanly anxiety” so we hear.
      Her wing of the naval for e followed and from then on the battle went in favour of Anthony Agrippa.